25 Hilarious Tweets for Mother's Day

Ahh, the life of a mom. We are chauffeurs, cooks, maids, event planners, advocates, providers, and so much more.

We take the smallest piece of the pie, we give up the last cookie, we spend money on everyone but ourselves, and we would slay dragons for our children.

And we wouldn’t have it any other way.

I hope you all have a Happy Mother’s Day, however you spend it, and I hope these tweets bring you some laughs! Janene

#1

Family: What do you want to do for Mother’s Day?

All Moms: Not have to decide what we are doing for Mother’s Day, for starters.
— floorboard (@StruggleDisplay) May 12, 2023

#2

I hate calling my mom on Mother's Day.

I'm the oldest of seven kids.

It's easier to get through to Comcast.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 15, 2017

#3

Young mom: I hope he plans something nice for Mother’s Day.

Experienced mom: I booked my hotel room for Saturday night and will be back late Sunday.
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) April 23, 2022

#4

Wife: What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake.

Wife: Where is it?

3: You haven't made it yet.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2016

#5

My donut-obsessed 6yo has very casually suggested that maybe we can go to Dunkin tomorrow, you know, for Mother's Day
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 11, 2024

#6

Annual shout out to my mom, who said she wanted a small filing cabinet for mother's day when working on her dissertation. My dad got her a microwave. For two weeks she left several manila folders in it and wouldn't let anyone use it — until my dad procured a filing cabinet.
— Dr. Elizabeth Haven Hawley (@ehh_ptr) May 8, 2022

#7

Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM.

Happy Mother’s Day
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 13, 2018

#8

Telling a mom to relax while her family does everything on Mother’s Day is like telling a pilot to relax while the passengers fly the plane.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 14, 2017

#9

This Mother’s Day I would like a very cold hotel room, black out curtains, an Ambien, and no other human being present. Thank you in advance.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 30, 2021

#10

My kid lovingly posted a “Do Not Disturb- Let Mom Sleep” sign on my door last night and then opened that door every five minutes this morning to see if I was awake yet in case you were wondering what Mother’s Day is really like.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 12, 2024

#11

I awaken to pots crashing and the aromatic smell of burning toast fills the air. The kids burst in demanding to know who’s my favorite child, and tell me to enjoy my day off. They scream ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ in unison. I must decide who said it first. I have never been so relaxed
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) May 11, 2024

#12

A minute of silence for all those husbands who believed in their wives saying, “no gifts Mother’s Day this year”
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 8, 2022

#13

4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy?

Wife: I got this for Mother's Day.

4: You're only a mom because of me.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2017

#14

Yesterday I explained Mother’s Day to our toddler and this morning he burst into our room singing happy birthday and gave her a cup of cat treats.
— The Dad (@thedad) May 9, 2021

#15

10 proudly showed me the Mother’s Day greeting card she “bought” my wife and when I asked her how she purchased it she said she slipped it to the grocery cashier while my wife was checking out, winked, told the cashier not to tell her about it and then “Mommy paid for it.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) May 5, 2022

#16

If you’re a mom and not rage cleaning your house so you can “relax” tomorrow, is it even the Saturday before Mother’s Day?
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) May 9, 2020

#17

Mother's Day is a special day when I get to do the dishes and yell at people to stop making siren noises while I wear a macaroni necklace.
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) May 8, 2016

#18

All I want for Mother’s Day is to sleep for 9 straight hours, wake up to the sound of coffee brewing and then have my husband say things like, “I’m gonna entertain the kids all day so you can sit on the couch in your pjs and buy your Mother’s Day gift in peace!”
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) May 2, 2020

#19

If you’re not awakened by small children lovingly shoving handmade gifts in your face at 6am, is it even Mother’s Day?
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 13, 2018

#20

I don’t know what my husband is planning on doing for me for Mother's Day but I hope it's the laundry.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 4, 2019

#21

Me to 6-yo: If you’re a mom when you grow up, what do you want your kids to do for you on Mother’s Day?

6: I think I’d really just want my kids to have the best day so I’d let them eat candy, watch TV, and sleep in my bed.
— KSV (@KSVesq) May 8, 2022

#22

*Mother’s day*
Mom: So where you taking me to eat
Me: There’s food at the house
— Devon Daigle (@devondaigle9) May 12, 2019

#23

for mothers day i would love to be left in bed with a bag of reeses cups and the remote
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 5, 2022

#24

Dads on father's day: let's go do something as a family!
Moms on mother's day: Can everyone just not talk to me today or touch me.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) May 9, 2016

#25

My mom said if we are gonna post her then POST HER 😂 pic.twitter.com/TBQnTx1fy1
— Jordan💭 (@jaytheghostt) May 9, 2021

25 Hilarious Tweets for Mother’s Day

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Speaking of mothers…about my own mom, where do I even begin? She is outgoing, she is loud, she is fearless.

She is a force of nature. She is everything I am not.

And when I was younger we butted heads. A LOT.

Because she was SO embarrassing.

I just wished she could be like “other” moms…

Continue reading my post about my mom here: “To My Mom on Mother’s Day”

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Speaking of mothers…about my own mom, where do I even begin? She is outgoing, she is loud, she is fearless.

She is a force of nature. She is everything I am not.And when I was younger we butted heads. A LOT.

Because she was SO embarrassing.

I just wished she could be like “other” moms…

Continue reading my post about my mom here: “To My Mom on Mother’s Day”

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She is a force of nature. She is everything I am not.

And when I was younger we butted heads. A LOT.