25 Funny Posts For Super Bowl Sunday

My idea of a super bowl begins with 5 scoops of ice cream.

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) February 12, 2022

[watching the Super Bowl]

Me: What do you think of it so far?

9-year-old: There's too much football.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 3, 2020

Hear me out: Super Bowl snacks minus the Super Bowl

— Sam G (@ItsSamG) February 7, 2021

My wife combined so many coupons the grocery store actually paid her.

She's been talking about it for 20 minutes.

This is her Super Bowl.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 1, 2017

Put some raw broccoli on your Super Bowl veggie tray so it gets to go on a little paper plate ride before being tossed in the trash.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 3, 2019

The Super Bowl should be Saturday night.

What do you mean people have to go to work Monday morning after eating 42 chicken wings, a whole bag of Doritos and some cupcakes?

— Jordan Payton (@LEGIQN) February 8, 2026

every single superbowl recipe starts with two whole blocks of cream cheese

— shrimp delight (@shrimp_delight) February 8, 2026

Me: Did you have fun watching the Super Bowl with me?

9-year-old: Sure.

Me: Are you going to watch it again next year?

9: I'm busy that day.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 3, 2020

Don’t forget to stretch before the halftime show. You may be able to get down like you used to but you’re gonna need a minute getting back up.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 12, 2022

HIM: You made five different types of dip for the Super Bowl?
ME: Yep
HIM: But we're not having people over… it's just us, right?
ME: Yep
HIM: I knew there was a reason I married you
ME: Yep

— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) February 7, 2021

Why on earth would anyone ever want to go to the Super Bowl live? Do they know there's not 7-layer dip there???

— Emma Scott (@EmmaScott) February 8, 2026

Will I understand Super Bowl 57 if I haven’t seen the other 56

— Big Tucson Dad (@BigTucsonDad) January 27, 2023

Looking forward to bringing my famous recipe of "paper plates" to your Super Bowl party this year.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 3, 2018

My son called out my daughter for not knowing which teams were playing in the Super Bowl and said that she's only showing up for the food. My daughter stared him down and said, "I honestly don't see the problem here" and slow blinked at him.

Anyway, she's my new life coach.

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) February 13, 2022

My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself

— ⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹ (@metickleu) January 25, 2020

Just put a ziplock bag of cocktail weenies in my kid’s lunch. Happy day after the Super Bowl.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 5, 2018

My brother-in-law: *yells at the football game on TV*

8-year-old: Why did you do that?

Brother-in-law: I'm mad.

8: But they can't hear you.

Brother-in-law: *yells louder*

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 24, 2018

girls get nicknames because of affection and terms of endearment. guys get nicknames because they took french onion soup to a super bowl party one time

— brent (@murrman5) June 27, 2022

You say Super Bowl Sunday. I say any Sunday is super when it's acceptable to start drinking early and eat nothing but appetizers all day.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) February 2, 2020

7-year-old: What do they get if they win the Super Bowl?

Me: A trophy. And rings.

7: What if they're already married?

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 13, 2022

My husband pissed me off so today I plan on walking in front of the TV repeatedly and yelling “YAY HOMERUN” whenever someone scores.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) February 13, 2022