25 of the Funniest Posts From Parents This Week

No one is full of more false hope than a parent with a new summer chore chart.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 4, 2026

It's really hard when your kid cries over something hilarious and you have to keep a straight face. My 5 year old cried when he discovered that children in Victorian England didn't get to have smoothies for breakfast. Like come on man you're making this impossible.

— Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) May 31, 2026

4yo: Mom, I asked sister if she liked being in your tummy.

Me: oh yeah? What did she say?

4yo: nothing. Because her is a little baby.

— knitting mom (@knittermom) June 4, 2026

Daughter is home from college and wants to know if we want to go do something at 9 PM. Uh, we don’t do that here.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 3, 2026

Tickets to disneyland: $300

That one time we got kombucha and a slice of rainbow sprinkle cake from the grocery store and ate it at the park: $7

Guess which one the 2yo talks about more

— lia (@tallsnail) May 29, 2026

8 year old neighbor kid has a baby sister due this summer. I asked him when exactly and he said the week before his birthday, and he is really worried she is going to come on his birthday, because he wants to go bowling and she "will probably want to go to the mall or something"

— Tweet is the Work 🌷 (@NoblestCalling) June 3, 2026

Recently my friend asked her adolescent son to find a nonstick pan in the kitchen, and he returned in despair after several minutes, saying, "They ALL have sticks." pic.twitter.com/KTXHhbkzAz

— Natalie Morrill (@natalie_morrill) June 4, 2026