25 Funny Posts From Parents

I hung a mirror at child height so my kids could brush their hair and get ready. They like to pretend it’s a window and they are talking to other children which is fine and cute except we had guests over and my 3yo said “would you like to meet the children who live in the wall?”

— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) March 3, 2026

Legend says that a father drove his daughter to the shoe store, walked straight back to the clearance rack, pointed at the first pair of blue slip-ons he saw, she loved them, and in less than 5 minutes they were back in the car heading for ice cream. It’s me. I’M THE LEGEND!

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 5, 2026

Sometimes, when I tell my son “let me think on that” when he asks me a question, its because I needed to talk to my mom. Some things are above me. His situation has escalated to upper management.

— AshleyStevens (@The_Acumen) March 4, 2026

It was the best of times, it was the accidentally-pushed-the-elevator-button-before-offering-to-let-your-toddler-push-it of times.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 5, 2026

Being a mom is realizing that even when you’re on your last straw there is always a laster straw

— hey babes💕! (@theerawestbih) March 3, 2026

two year old has developed a hilarious bit where she goes up to an adult and says, “do you want to see hedgehog?”. the adult says, “wow, yes” – and then she says “you can’t”. (there is no hedgehog). really high level stuff.

— owen cyclops (@owenbroadcast) March 5, 2026

One thing nobody tells you about having kids is how much money you’ll spend on blueberries.

— Hybrid Athlete Guy (@Hybridathlete) March 5, 2026

Do you ever take your phone out of your pocket and you are actually running some app by accident?

I just pulled my phone out while walking the dog and looks like I’m third on the waitlist for Texas Roadhouse.

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) March 3, 2026

My 8yo announced that he's going to tell everyone at school that he's on drugs, so I can't wait for the phone call where I get to explain he means amoxicillin

— meghan (@deloisivete) March 5, 2026

Before having a child: My baby will eat whatever we eat and will not be offered any alternatives 😌

After having a child: pic.twitter.com/1Lh4AGPGSP

— 🍃 (@cardamomkiss) March 3, 2026