25 of the Funniest Posts From Parents This Week

daughter just said “i’m gonna say the funniest thing of all time. right after i think of it”

— pxt (@paulxt) January 2, 2026

The 7-year-old, after watching me (unsuccessfully) negotiate w the 2-year-old for several minutes: “It’s tough having a baby like that.”

— Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker) January 2, 2026

When my kids start acting up in a store, we don’t make threats or beg them to stop. We start slow dancing. We make THEM beg US to stop. If they start up again, we move on to hip hop. If these kids think they’re going to out-embarrass me, guess again—I used to wear a half shirt.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) December 31, 2025

I hope 2026 is the year my family learns how to put a roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper holder.

— krista (@kristabellerina) December 31, 2025

Can’t express what a terrible time it is to have a child in size 6/7 clothing.

— littlebillie (@littlebillie) January 1, 2026

“Mama I chose you before I was born.”
“Aw thanks baby, why me?”
“Because you had a kiddie pool.”
“….you could have picked someone with an in ground pool.”
She smacks her forehead and flops backward onto the sofa.
“I didn’t think of that.”
💀😹

— rue🌿 (@Ruesavatar) January 1, 2026

My 6 year old sent me her first ever email 🥰😂 pic.twitter.com/OJT5Hf9s3z

— Keith Siau (@drkeithsiau) December 31, 2025

Why is she rear facing with the boys 😂😂😂😂😂😂 She’s like “idk why we’re all facing this way but I’m down” lmaoooooo pic.twitter.com/pFYeTGX5gR

— mom (@thecavemommy) December 28, 2025