20 Funny Posts to Make Your Day a Little Brighter

It’s important that you all know that I am at Costco and a man next to me just rotated a box of Tide detergent and said, “Look how the tide has turned.”

— Andrea Stewart *UPDATES ONLY* (@AndreaGStewart) September 17, 2023

My mom downloaded Uber and ordered a ride for the first time. She's 66, she's never done it, and I'm proud of her!

I was less proud to learn that in the process she accidentally signed up to become an Uber driver.
💀💀💀

— Jordan Emmons (@joremmons) September 15, 2023

I had a water birth in the hospital when I had my daughter and I had to take a class beforehand where they referred to all other birth as “land birth.”

— emily may (@emilykmay) September 5, 2023

Every year on my birthday my daughter asks how old I am and then cries and tells me she doesn’t want me to die so that’s a fun tradition

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 15, 2024

“You’re almost 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school.”

First of all, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

— Logan (@LJD31) October 17, 2017

watched the godfather with my little sister and after 2 hours of silence she uttered an incredulous "he's elf's dad" before falling asleep. never showing her a film again

— gal kilmer (@beepupkin) December 16, 2024

I love my parents, I am so grateful to be living with them after college, but at the same time if I text you “We should make lasagna this weekend” because I’m trying to be responsible and contribute to the household, I should not receive the scathing response “Ok Garfield.”

— arielle (@ellycelly) December 5, 2025

[wedding vows]

Me: I vow to make sure you see the brake lights ahead of us.

— your other mom (@difficultpatty) August 12, 2024

WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking?

ME: Prince William should rent out some rooms in Kensington Palace to tourists. Call it Heirbnb.

HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) August 24, 2024