25 Funny and Relatable Posts From Women

My sister and I are sat having KFC when she says she misses the lemon flavour packets they used to give out and I was like ??? they were lemon wipes for your hands?? and her face dropped.
Turns out she used to squeeze the lemon wipes onto her chicken 😭😂😭😂

— mental queen (@shannnnnnnnnonn) April 13, 2023

every year on tax day i think about the girl who told me she thought it was like your parents insurance that you could stay on until 26 and she just hadn’t been filing for years. hope she is doing well.

— The Ginger Swindler (@lilydsmith) April 15, 2026

god I wish I was the person I believed I could be when I dumped this massive heap of clean laundry on my bed this morning

— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) February 15, 2023

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing.

— zoë (@zoveeo) November 4, 2025

nothing makes me want to rage harder than when i hear shania twain say let’s go girls.

— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) April 16, 2024

THINGS YOU SHOULD OWN IN MIDDLE AGE

– a bag of hoover attachments for machines you no longer own
– a selection of pillows which didn’t turn out to be the one
– A dizzying array of exotic spices with 1 teaspoon out of it that you used for that recipe one time

— Miss Molly (@missy_molly_mol) April 17, 2024

Hello pollen my old friend, my nose is running once again.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 14, 2024

“can you explain the gaps in your resume?” yes that was when I worked really weird jobs that I don’t want you to know about

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) April 18, 2023

Google Maps places way too much faith in my ability to find my destination on my left in 800ft

— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) April 8, 2024

No one is filled with more false confidence than I am when I don't write something down because "I'll remember that."

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) April 7, 2024

i feel my ugliest when i’m wearing the cape with wet hair at the salon.

— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) April 8, 2024

day 1 of cat diet and everyone is mad at me. this is what I woke up to pic.twitter.com/nahgPc7Nxv

— Tad Ghostal (@poe_collector) November 2, 2025

texted my family that my divorce was final and little brothers never miss a chance to roast you pic.twitter.com/xITOLBQUn9

— emily may (@emilykmay) November 6, 2025