21 Funny Posts For Some Weekend Laughs

Poured the 4-year-old a cup of orange juice but she insisted on sticking a straw into an actual orange instead. She refuses to admit it doesn’t work. Every time I look at her she pretends to suck at the straw and gives a refreshed “aaahhh.”

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) May 2, 2024

3 years ago you could go days or even weeks without hearing about protein.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 24, 2025

Sometimes I feel like marriage is 50% “what do you want for dinner” and 50% “here is another gross thing currently happening to my body”

— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) March 12, 2024

My husband unloaded the dishwasher before I woke up this morning and that’s an awful lot of flirting for a Wednesday morning

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) February 15, 2023

It’s that time of year when a special type of daylight shows every single speck of dust in the house you thought you recently cleaned.

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 17, 2026

6yo said “can you just make sure you always pack me a banana for school? (friend’s name) brings one too and we do banana phones at lunch” lmao. banana phones. Great bit

— K (@kourtneyinhell) October 12, 2025

My daughter was mad at me and yelled “I’m gonna spend the day in my room and you’ll be ALL ALONE all day!” And that just isn’t the threat she thinks it is

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 13, 2025

My car isn't fancy, but it does have a feature where the 7yo in the backseat informs you any time you go one (1) mile over the speed limit

— meghan (@deloisivete) October 11, 2025

6yo keeps going “hello sir, do you work here?” every time the cat walks by. Another great bit. She’s getting more powerful by the day

— K (@kourtneyinhell) October 14, 2025

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?

Me: Because of something my boss said

Interviewer: It says here you were fired

Me: That's the thing he said

— Jon (@ArfMeasures) January 21, 2020

Just went to the pediatrician with our oldest, who learned he weighs 99 pounds and then he begged for me to take him to get a one pound burrito so he could eat it and be 1% burrito.

— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) October 16, 2025