25 Funny Posts For Some Weekend Laughs

GUYS.

For the past two years the ticket man at my station has baffled me. Some days we get on like a house on fire, chatting about life. Other days he won’t even return a hello…turns out to be a pair of identical twins who both work there.

TWO SEPERATE MEN.

TWO YEARS GUYS.

— Rachel Harper (@Rachel__Harper) June 24, 2018

My doctor has told me to stop eating chocolate so it's going to be a big change for me. I've been with that for doctor nearly 15 years.😬

— Brown Eyed Girl (@Browneyes5152) March 21, 2026

My husband just told me not to look in the vegetable drawer because it would ruin my birthday surprise, but if my birthday surprise involves vegetables, he may be in danger.

— smerobin (@smerobin) May 13, 2022

I opened the dishwasher and it's full of clean dishes and I'm scared my wife is going to know that I know.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 21, 2017

Discovered that my 9yo has stand-up-in-the-aisle-as-soon-as-the-plane-lands tendencies and I’m not sure where I went wrong

— meghan (@deloisivete) September 24, 2025

look at this picture my mom drew of my cat pic.twitter.com/xwOTKys2nc

— birdloaf (@birdloaves) April 5, 2019