25 Funny and Relatable Posts From Women

RIP to the bag of salad I bought a couple weeks ago when I planned to eat salads every day.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) September 1, 2025

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

— Riki (@biconicwomann) September 4, 2025

Dear recipe website, I don’t need the story of how you created it one cold winter night fifteen years ago. Just give me the recipe.

— Kristen (@Kica333) September 4, 2025

The fact that Nick Cannon worked for Nickelodeon and didn’t name not one of his 37 sons, Nick Jr., still bothers me.

— Kyla Jenée Lacey (@Kyla_Lacey) September 2, 2025

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

— Brooke Lin (@Brooke_Lin1) September 4, 2025

My future husband is very lucky, he will never stay hungry cos I know so many restaurants with delicious food

— Abike (@olastv01) August 30, 2025

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

— ً (@hieireen) August 31, 2025

There’s no cool way to chase a receipt down the street.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) September 5, 2025

“summer is over” good. bring on the soup

— trash jones (@jzux) September 3, 2025

my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done

— maha (@mahaaaay) September 3, 2025