20 Funny and Relatable Posts From Parents

My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 21, 2025

my daughter just told me that her boyfriend and his friends will go to Costco, each get a rotisserie chicken, eat the whole thing while walking around the store, and then bring the bag of bones to the register to pay for it

— Matt Bramanti (@mattbramanti) July 21, 2025

One of the best things about having a toddler is you get invited to all of these 9 am birthday parties and you get to eat morning cake.

— Ashley Winter MD || Urologist (@AshleyGWinter) July 26, 2025

Him, 8, touching my calloused big toe:
“What is this, concrete?”

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) April 25, 2024

have you ever had to get a toddler to bed after they took a 5-minute car nap at 6:15 PM? if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation

— lizzy grace, fairy mother 🧚🏻‍♀️💌 (@frizzydizzyliz) July 26, 2025