25 Funny Posts from Parents

10 asked why my grandma has so much whipped cream in her fridge. I had to tell them they contain the leftovers, not whipped cream.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 5, 2025

Today a kindergartener told me, "I'm having my childhood right now. I think it's going good so far."

— Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll (@TeacherOnTopic) May 5, 2025

One day you're young and free and the next you're eating a Twinkie in an empty parking lot so your wife won't know about it.

— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) May 6, 2025

So it’s my daughter’s birthday today. She turned 8. We had a small family dinner for her tonight and she…..she gave a toast. She just got up at one point and…..gave a toast. To us. Her family. Thanking us…..for her life.

SHE’S EIGHT

— Dinah (@dinahaddie) May 7, 2025

So glad I went through 9 months of morning sickness and 36 hours of labor, just so my child could one day call me ‘bruh’

— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) May 8, 2025

Daughter: dinner was so good tonight mom!

Me: thanks honey!

Daughter: we learned in school today that it’s ok to lie sometimes so you don’t hurt feelings

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 8, 2025

Lol my 6th grader has to call his best friend’s grandma’s landline and is very unsure what to do if someone besides his friend answers.

YES YOU HAVE TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH THEM SON.

— Meg St-Esprit (@MegStEsprit) August 21, 2023

11-year-old: I'm bringing my saxophone home from school tomorrow.

Me: Why?

11: To practice making sounds.

Me: You mean notes?

11: No. We haven't learned those yet.

Lucky us.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 23, 2023