25 Funny Posts From Parents

“Ooohhh is that a charcuterie board?” -my 8 year old having a much different childhood than I did

— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) December 21, 2024

My toddler woke up from his nap and burst into tears, when I asked what was wrong he sobbed ‘I JUST LOVE TO SLEEP SO MUCH’ and I’ve never related to anything more.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 22, 2025

3 years ago you could go days or even weeks without hearing about protein.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 24, 2025

4yo: I need $60.

Me: Why?!

4yo: Don't worry about that.

— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) January 7, 2023

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

— uncle mom (@mayamanion) December 18, 2022

One thing no one mentions in the baby books is how to store the rocks that suddenly appear in your house when you have children. So many inside rocks.

— Shannon (@ShannonJCurtin) February 2, 2023

My kids are the reason I breathe; they’re also the reason I swear, cry, yell, and eat waaay more carbs than I probably should.

— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) February 3, 2023

my kid asked for a giant cheese embroidered on a t-shirt for his birthday pic.twitter.com/VyAZJjYji9

— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) April 25, 2025