25 Funny and Relatable Posts From Women

I hate when doctors knock before they come in. Like what do you want me to say “who is it?”

— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) March 5, 2024

*Doesn’t eat for a couple of hours*

Me: Is this intermittent fasting?

— your other mom (@difficultpatty) March 6, 2024

At this point I’d rather have ghosts in my house than things that need repaired

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 28, 2024

I’m not sure what’s wrong, but I think garlic bread could fix me

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) February 27, 2024

Well, I don't know what the medical term is, but I've reached the point in the menopause where I've just bought a recorder and intend to learn "Scarborough Fair."

— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) February 26, 2024

the movie itself is just a bonus when i’m at the theater. my main focus is obtaining a bucket of popcorn & a diet coke so big that i need both hands to pick it up

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) March 29, 2025

3 different men told me I smelled good while I was at Costco, I told all 3 it was probably because I stood in front of the rotisserie chickens way longer than I should have.

— Amanda B (@amandajpanda) February 29, 2024

google maps should not count towards my screen time. i’m not addicted to my phone im disoriented

— erin chack (@ErinChack) March 1, 2024

Eye Doctor: Which one is more clear – one or two?

Me: I don't know, what do you think?

— Darla (@ddsmidt) April 3, 2025

Plans are cancelled and I’m like ohhhh noooo *grabs book* this is just terrible *crawls under blanket pile* whatever will I do all by myself *stuffs cheese in mouth*

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 2, 2025

imagine trying to explain to Alexander Graham Bell that in the future people have a problem with “staring at their phones all day”

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) February 27, 2024

“Would you like your receipt?”

Yes please as I was in a daze when I used my card and have no idea how much I paid.

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) February 28, 2024

i personally think cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup

— 𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ (@corriature) July 20, 2020

My mom's uncle hoarded TP, we got it when he passed and we helped clean out his home. For years, my dad would tell us to "bring me a roll of your mother's inheritance." 🤪🤣

— Katie M ☘️📚🧬 (@KateStaysUpLate) March 8, 2024