Just some funny and relatable quips from parents that made me laugh.
Wishing you all a great day!
Janene
#1
Our 10yo said "I think we call it "sand" because it's just between the sea and the land"
— Marin Petrov (@marinwaves) March 23, 2025
#2
It’s funny how my 19 and 21 year old children, rightfully, want me to treat them like adults but both still fully expect me to buy them a chocolate advent calendar each.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 11, 2024
#3
my son has a crush, so he packed 2 Caprisuns in his lunchbox. 😭 one for him and one for her 😭
— kay marie (@kemimarie) March 26, 2025
#4
The sole purpose of a middle name is so your kids can tell when they’re really in trouble.
— Mac Dickson (@MacDicksonShow) March 23, 2025
#5
The fruit cup that goes back and forth in my kid's lunch gets out of the house more than I do
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 25, 2025
#6
Every day in your forties, you discover all these random new things that could potentially kill you. For instance, yesterday I played 10 minutes of 1v1 basketball with my 14 year old.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 23, 2025
#7
My six year old is the only one in his class who doesn’t believe in Santa.
— Weekday Jokes (@weekdayjokes) March 26, 2025
He’s a rebel without a Claus
#8
Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak english there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
— hannah jones (@hannahjonescool) March 26, 2025
#9
Underrated hard part of parenting is holding it together when your kid says something unintentionally funny. I asked my 4 year old if he was a baby or a little boy and he said he was a “young scientist.”
— Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) November 14, 2024
#10
Me: I don't know how this day can get any worse.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) March 27, 2025
Child [texting]: Can you help me with my geometry homework when I get home?
#11
Legend says that when you are overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear, and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.
— James Bramble (@BrambleJim) March 26, 2025
#12
Last night, while my 5yo gave me a tour of her imaginary house, she pointed to a table and said "we got this one off the side of the road."
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 20, 2024
#13
Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 8, 2024
#14
My 7yo said that boys were bothering her at school so she yelled math problems at them until they went away.
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) November 22, 2024
I have mad respect for this strategy 🙌
#15
No joke my 13 year old is preparing a power point presentation of her Christmas list to present to everyone at thanksgiving
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) November 16, 2024
#16
we’ve been teaching the 2 yr old about cutlery and setting the table for supper and, well, pic.twitter.com/sTPcAjrXlE
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) November 14, 2024
#17
Dad W 🤣 pic.twitter.com/zlobMvPi7l
— Giga Based Dad (@GigaBasedDad) November 26, 2024
#18
I don’t know who needs who hear this, but I gave my son a cardboard box today and he played with it for 4 hours straight.
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) March 24, 2025
Absolute legend. pic.twitter.com/EwCUGKAgIx
#19 Aww!
She demanded we walk slower because her plant was “wiggling a lot” and she didn’t want it to get too tired before we got home. How did I make it 32 years without her in my life? pic.twitter.com/aA70RpNJWv
— rue🌿 (@Ruesavatar) March 27, 2025
#20
Grandparents buy their grandkids anything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7kqdn9WAnu
— Jada Lynn ♒️ (@Jayyyyyy_25) November 4, 2024
