Here’s a little round-up of some of the funniest posts I’ve come across lately.
Hope these bring you some laughs and hope you have a great week!
Janene
#1
me, as a child: I beat all my sisters at hide and seek today!
— jo (@whatsJo) September 11, 2019
my dad: that’s good, but your brother Daniel is the reigning champ
me: who
#2
Being the only single childless person in my office is wild. My coworkers were detailing their busy weekends with family shenanigans and when my boss asked me what I did I said "went to the farmers market…that's pretty much it" 3 of my coworkers gasped and 1 cried.
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) June 13, 2022
#3
Why can't medications have positive side effects? Like "may make everything you eat taste like chocolate cake" or "may make you remember why you walked into that room the first time".
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) February 18, 2024
#4
I was helping my son with his homework and I told him that a female gazelle was called a madamazelle so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) March 25, 2024
#5
Why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport?
— Ashley Hardwick (@A_Hardwick93) October 13, 2024
Who is going on vacation carrying armfuls of clothes saying "I'll pack when we get there"
#6
obsessed with the woman in my yoga class who paid for 60 minutes and laid motionless on the floor the entire time
— Cat (@CatOrman1) July 15, 2024
#7
when you can’t remember if you took your meds so you start opening the pill bottle to see if the experience feels familiar enough to have happened recently
— latke (@latkedelrey) September 17, 2024
#8
Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.
— Maddy ☃️❄️ (@MadHatterMommy) February 12, 2024
#9
I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.
— Jenni (@hashjenni) February 6, 2024
#10
Having a wife and daughters means there's an 80% chance that any flat surface in your house has a hair tie on it.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) March 7, 2024
#11
dreams are fun because I go to sleep a full-grown adult then spend 8 hours terrorized by my high school locker combination
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 24, 2024
#12
The lady in front of us sampling all the flavors has apparently never eaten ice cream before, what do you mean “tell me about your rocky road”
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 18, 2024
#13
My 4yo wanted to show me how she’d put her little brother to bed. When we opened his door, he was up playing with toys. She cried NO YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO STAY IN BED and my oh my, how the tables have turned
— Parenting Presently (@presentparent_) March 3, 2024
#14
*checks one thing off of to do list*
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) February 12, 2024
Whew I deserve a break.
#15
I’m at an art gala for my son’s school and they told the kids to “dress up” so all of them are in suits and beautiful dresses and there’s one kid who misunderstood and came as Spider-Man.
— octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman) March 2, 2024
#16
Some people "Oh no. AI is taking over"
— Rae's a little hell🇨🇦 (@omgshuddup) February 19, 2024
My robot vacuum: "Help i'm stuck in a corner"
#17
remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.
— •Mello⛄️Yello• (@AdvnturMischief) February 11, 2024
#18
In case you're wondering how awkward I am, a man at the grocery store just told me I was pretty and I curtsied
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) March 21, 2021
#19
I love kindness unless it’s a person at a four way stop waving for me to go when it is clearly their turn.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 4, 2024
#20
Did you know? pic.twitter.com/UN9gCSYFZc
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) February 23, 2024
