If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these 20 posts that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
#1
The 17 YO asked for unshelled peanuts 2 weeks ago. I bought them and asked zero questions.
— Medic Kim (@medickimw) May 11, 2024
He’s now trained 2 crows.
I probably should’ve asked questions…
#2
overheard 13 bragging to his friend that he's an adult now and he can download and do whatever he wants on his phone and his parents can't do anything about it. So i went on my phone into our family app and locked him out of his cell phone. try me again bruh.
— Dadman Standing (@dadmann_walking) March 29, 2023
#3
imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.
— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) October 27, 2024
#4
I don’t know why Apple is charging me 7.99 , 3.99 and 10.99 and I will never know. frankly that is none of my business
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 23, 2024
#5
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) August 26, 2023
#6
Got a call from my son’s preschool today. I had to go pick him up early because he *checks notes* gave himself a headache dancing too hard in music class.
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) March 28, 2023
#7
In the kitchen with my apron on, my 4yo came in and said, "Your cape is on backwards." I still have to make dinner, but at least now I feel like a superhero.
— Annie Way (@Anniewritess) May 13, 2024
#8
my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors
— kim (@KimmyMonte) December 2, 2023
#9
Asked my mom if the secret to all her good meals was love and she said, "No fool…butter."
— Trey (@treydayway) June 1, 2022
#10
I don't know what happens if you don't say 'cows' when you see cows while driving on the highway, but I am not about to find out.
— Patricia Correll (@Author_PCorrell) November 25, 2023
#11
I'm 30lbs away of reaching my goal of losing 30lbs
— Trey (@treydayway) July 6, 2022
#12
Me: Ohhhh sweetie, you have….
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) April 6, 2023
My teen: OMG! LET ME LIVE MY LIFE!
Me, now whispering: …your leggings on inside out, but please… go live your life.
#13
I never say never. Unless someone asks me when I want to go camping. Then the answer will always be “Never”.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 21, 2024
#14
Whoever keeps trying to log into my Microsoft account good luck, I cant remember my password either.
— Case (@Cactuscali19912) May 14, 2024
#15
i drive home so quick after work like i’m late for the house
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) November 28, 2023
#16
I remember when TV used to give us 22 episode seasons and then they cut it down to 10/12 and now they’re doing 8 a season but splitting it in half… what is there to split in half exactly in an 8 episode season
— Abeeha Tariq ✨ (@AbeehaTariqArt) May 16, 2024
#17
(100 miles from exit)
— DPW (@pondermymaker) March 1, 2018
Wife: You need to get in the right lane.
#18
“Listen to your body”
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) May 16, 2024
My Body: You slept weird so now your left knee hurts but probably some garlic bread could make you feel better
#19
just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years
— alfie (@alfienxo) April 23, 2025
#20
Attempting to play football in the park with my kids when a random boy shouts out “your mum isn’t very good at football”…
— Neena Jha (@DrNeenaJha) May 12, 2024
My kids responses?
Kid 1: She’s trying her best & she’s never had a football lesson in her life!
Kid 2: (loudly) And she’s on her period!!
😳
