If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these 20 posts that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
#1
Someone stole my debit card info and spent $600 at Barnes & Noble in New York. What kind of academic thug behavior is this 😭😭
— Only1Rayyyy 🫡 (@4theloveofRay_) February 13, 2025
#2
When a doctor says “if you have any trouble, just give me a call back” it makes me wonder if a doctor has ever tried calling a doctor
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 14, 2023
#3
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 30, 2013
#4
if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) October 4, 2019
#5
when i was in school i was doing my french speaking exam and i started crying cause i literally couldn't do it and my french teacher said 'it's okay you're not the worst, the girl before you answered the questions in english with a french accent' and i could not breathe omg
— blonde tart (@hazelrosedee) August 16, 2023
#6
your birthday as an adult mainly consist of texting back "thanks!" to people you haven't talk to in 5 years.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) October 6, 2024
#7
My husband is at the gym and I’m eating Nutella with a spoon one of us is doing life right and I’m pretty sure it’s me
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) January 30, 2020
#8
My daughter told me I’m too old to enter her fort so for the next hour I will be constructing the world’s best blanket fort and only those 30 and above are welcome
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 15, 2025
#9
The hardest part of having multiple kids is explaining why only your first child has a baby book.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) November 9, 2017
#10
son: grandpa, can I have a sip of your coffee?
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 8, 2025
grandpa: no, it’s not good for a kid
son: because of the caffeine?
grandma: because of the whiskey
#11
It’s getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition.
— Faith in France (@accountantfaith) August 23, 2023
#12
starting a new show sucks. who are these people
— chase (@_chase_____) April 7, 2025
#13
My daughter’s boyfriend was complaining about how difficult it is to be a guy. My daughter reached into her purse, pulled out a pad, and said “here, cry into this.”
— BOOP (@Pettyyyboop) February 10, 2025
#14
Please respect my privacy during this time*
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 2, 2022
*eating in my parked car
#15
Me: ok that's everything in the dishwasher
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) June 3, 2021
*presses start and turns around*
Teaspoon: you're not gonna believe this
#16
I have no idea why Apple is charging me $1.99, $5.99, or $7.99 and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
— greg (@greg16676935420) July 22, 2024
#17
One of my signature moves is to take a pill quickly and wonder two seconds later if I took the pill.
— Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey (@MonkeysMarch) January 19, 2025
#18
taking the amtrak is so fun. when you drive all you see is ugly highways but when you take the train you get to see some guy’s weird backyard
— chase (@_chase_____) April 26, 2025
#19
I know that when my husband gets home late tonight he’s going to eat all the chips so this leaves me with no choice but to eat all the chips first
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 7, 2023
#20
When I hear my voice on a recording, I feel like I need to apologize to everyone I talk to on a daily basis.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) September 27, 2023
#21
The easiest way to get your husband to stop snoring is to keep rolling him over, ever-so-gently, until he crashes to the floor.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) January 12, 2019
#22
I think my son planned a birthday party and didn't tell us. These neighborhood kids showed up with presents and came inside and now they're playing.
— Back-Up Tambourine Player (@UpTambourine) February 10, 2025
#23
My wife and I share the household chores so we both do equal work. For example, I just folded a load of towels and then she re-folded them the “right” way.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 6, 2021
#24
2-year-old wandered away with an apple and came back empty handed. I said “Where’s your apple? Apple cores go in the trash,” and she looked at me funny and said “No, I always put my apple cores underneath.” UNDERNEATH WHAT?? I AM ALARMED.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) October 17, 2022
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