If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these 20 posts that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
#1
Underrated hard part of parenting is holding it together when your kid says something unintentionally funny. I asked my 4 year old if he was a baby or a little boy and he said he was a “young scientist.”
— Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) November 14, 2024
#2
Showed my 7 year-old an Etch-a-sketch and said this is what Daddy played with growing up and this little angel asked me if it was a 'caveman iPad' and I am still in shambles
— Saparmurat Niyazov (@saparmuratfaux) October 9, 2023
#3
no one tells you the older you get the more you look out your house windows
— Her Tall Boots (@fuzzlime) July 31, 2024
#4
When you split a dessert the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
— Herschel Pennymacker (@pennymacker) July 21, 2025
#5
Just tried to put on my seatbelt when I sat down at the movie theater and for 1 moment genuinely nothing made sense
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) August 12, 2024
#6
Science: A diamond is the hardest known material to date.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) December 18, 2023
Me [trying to clean cereal off a bowl that was left to harden in the sink overnight]: yeah okay
#7
Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching Peppa Pig on repeat.
— Sandy (@Sandy62347) February 22, 2022
#8
"That's it! No doing the dishes after you tuck us in! You do NOT wash the dishes tonight!" My angry 3 year old who, apparently, believes that washing dishes is a beloved hobby that I look forward to each and every night
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 29, 2021
#9
me apologizing to my husband:
— Sara Buckley (@nottheworstmom) September 6, 2019
▶ 🔘──────── 00:02
me apologizing to my kids:
▶ 🔘──────── 00:08
me apologizing to my dog after I stepped on their paw and they made that little *arf* noise:
▶ 🔘──────── 1:27:19
#10
My 13-year-old made fun of me because I use commas when I text her. Just wait. Next time, I'm going to hit her with a semicolon.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 14, 2023
#11
there is a guy i see every single time i’m at the gym. morning, night, midday, twice a days, i’m like this is outrageous. today, i’m here & there are two of them. they’re twins lmao it’s all adding up
— Heifer Hotline (@janeinLA) August 27, 2024
#12
My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry each other.
— Weekday Jokes (@weekdayjokes) March 4, 2026
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age…
#13
Last year I kept emailing my landlord and she wasn’t answering and I was so mad. This went on for several months. And then I realized I was emailing a random woman who worked at KitchenAid. Mary from KitchenAid I’m so sorry. Why didn’t you say anything
— Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet) August 22, 2024
#14
I started cooking dinner, and my 7yo paused in her playing, gave me a hard side eye, and opened the window in anticipation of smoke. That burn is worse than anything I could do to the food, y’all.
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) September 3, 2024
#15
I let my teens have their friends/ whoever they’re dating over to our house to hang out like pretty much whenever they ask because it causes them to clean our house & their rooms at a standard I wasn’t even aware they were capable of.
— Irreverent Reverend ✊🏼🙏🏼 (@TheAmberPicota) October 23, 2023
#16
watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges
— chase (@_chase_____) November 18, 2024
#17
I accidentally put on my dad’s deodorant this morning and now I’m walking around offering people hard candy and asking “Working hard or hardly working?”
— Shattered Table Taco (@bgschnikelfritz) June 8, 2022
#18
Lick an envelope? The thing that killed George Costanza's girlfriend?
— Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) November 14, 2024
#19
“OK, THAT’S IT. YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SCOTCH TAPE PRIVILEGES!” I announce loudly up the staircase to whoever can hear me because motherhood turns you into a lunatic.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 9, 2024
#20
got in an elevator and this dog was just alone in it????? pic.twitter.com/aaJwLqtxnl
— 🍋 (@lemoncarcass) October 17, 2023
