Just a little collection of some funny and relatable quips I found about life in middle age.
Wishing you a great weekend, hope you have some sunshine where you are!
Janene
#1
I’ve reached the age where I look at housing developments and say, “I remember when this was all fields”
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 14, 2024
#2
Nothing in life prepares you for getting out of a beanbag chair in your 50s.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) September 28, 2020
#3
KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine
— batkaren (@batkaren) December 17, 2015
ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week
#4
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 11, 2023
#5
Welcome to your fifties. Everyone sits down at the concerts you go to now.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) March 26, 2021
#6
They say people stop taking risks in their 40s but we just started a new jigsaw puzzle on our second-to-last day at the beach.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 29, 2020
#7
getting older is so fun. ur life goals slowly transition from things like “land dream job” to “successfully grow a cherry tomato”
— chase (@_chase_____) December 21, 2024
#8
Welcome to your fifties. You’re an expert on bagels now.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) November 30, 2020
#9
I'm at the age where I can't shut up about how I had a coupon and it was on sale.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 29, 2018
#10
Welcome to your 40s: you go to the doctor because your knee hurts and leave with a colonoscopy appointment.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) December 8, 2023
#11
Age 25: I need cute shoes for this event.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) April 26, 2024
Age 45: I need cute shoes for this event that I can also wear to work and walk several miles in, don’t make me look old or like I’m trying too hard, won’t hurt my little toe or lower back, will last a minimum of 10 years & are on sale.
#12
Welcome to your fifties, you now diet just to not gain weight.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) July 28, 2021
#13
Them: hey wanna go to the movies later?
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) February 8, 2024
Me: sure what time?
Them: 8:30
Me: *laughs in over 40*
#14
Some people think your forties are lame but later today we are going to Costco and getting an entire case of this green tea that I tried last weekend and really enjoyed.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 14, 2020
#15
Welcome to your 40s – you now think every car has its brights on.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) December 14, 2019
#16
Reached that age where watching the Grammys makes me feel like I just woke up from a 25 year coma and have no idea what is going on.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 27, 2020
#17
I want to apologize to all the 50 yr old people I called old when I was 18.
— Linda (@turtledumplin) March 5, 2024
#18
Reached the age where sleeping with the wrong pillow feels like I fell out of a 12th story window.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 10, 2023
#19
I’m at the age where just sitting outside seems like the most fun thing I could ever imagine
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) July 31, 2024
#20
Someone asked me what I did this weekend like I’m some sort of mountain climber.
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) November 8, 2022
I’m 50 years old Conner, I was on a heating pad eating nachos.
