Happy Easter to those who celebrate! I’ve rounded up some funny posts to add some laughs to your day.
Enjoy!
Janene
#1
My 6yo says she doesn't believe in the Easter bunny anymore because "it's 𝙤𝙗𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 a person in a bunny costume breaks into our house and leaves Easter baskets."
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 8, 2023
She's onto us.
#2
My husband and I are having a competition to see who can hide plastic eggs in the hardest spots. Loser has to cook and clean for a week. It’s been three days. He’s currently tearing the garage apart while I watch Netflix. I haven’t hidden a single egg.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) April 3, 2026
#3
If you hide 48 eggs and tell your kids there are 50 you can get a little nap in.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 4, 2021
#4
Wife – You ate all of the Reeses eggs?
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) April 14, 2017
Me – You left them out in the open on the top shelf under the shirts in the back of the closet.
#5
Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 17, 2022
#6
No sweetie, you can't have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast, that's not healthy and also mommy ate it for dinner last night.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 14, 2015
#7
8yo: I don’t think the Easter Bunny is real
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) April 9, 2023
me: oh?
8yo: yea, I’m pretty sure it’s just Santa Claus in a bunny suit
#8
My daughter came downstairs an hour earlier than normal this morning and caught me hiding eggs. I had no choice but to tell her the truth: I woke up early to steal the candy that the Easter Bunny had left her.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 31, 2024
#9
My kid lost a tooth and plans to put it under her pillow tonight so the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy can meet and hopefully make a love connection and I am HERE FOR IT
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 3, 2021
#10
My son gave me a list of things he’d like in his Easter basket.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 1, 2021
This isn’t Christmas, kid. Do you want a chocolate bunny or not?
#11
My 7yo wants to leave out carrots for the easter bunny, but I'm talking him into a nice rosé instead
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 16, 2025
#12
someone actually asked if cadbury eggs were better than reeses eggs and i cut that person out of my life forever.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 30, 2021
#13
I am sure that four kids fighting over who found the most Easter eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) April 17, 2022
#14
my mom still gives me an easter basket, but now it has dish sponges, compression socks, and coupons for Metamucil
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) April 9, 2023
#15
Me: The Easter Bunny isn't coming this year.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) March 30, 2026
Daughter: WHAT?!? WHY NOT?!
Me: Because you're 25.
#16
Easter meal recipe:
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 16, 2022
1. Take large handfuls of chocolate egg
2. Stuff into face
3. Repeat until slightly ill
#17
Tried to save money on Easter candy by going to Aldi. I hope our kids like Carlsberry eggs and Priesters peanut butter disks.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 2, 2021
#18
Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they like Peeps.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) March 31, 2024
#19
Dad, the Easter Bunny should know that I don't like Rolos but he puts them in my basket every year.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 21, 2019
Me: (eating a Rolo) Yeah, that's weird.
#20
Kids, 364 days a year:
— I Might Be Funny (@imightbefunny1) April 7, 2023
"I can't find my shoes!"
"I can't find my jacket!"
"I can't find my homework!"
"I can't find my water bottle!"
"I can't find my library book!"
Kids, Easter Sunday:
Can find a tiny egg camouflaged
in the grass a quarter mile away.
#21
You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this preschool.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 28, 2024
#22
My in-laws have made an Easter egg hunt for us. We are 39 and 34 years old.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) March 31, 2024
#23
7-year-old: Why do we have to dress up?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2018
Me: It's Easter.
7: Jesus just wore robes.
#24
This toddler who can’t find the Easter eggs that are literally sitting right in front of him is going to crush it as a husband one day.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 4, 2026
#25
And one very sweet one…
My sweet precious 4 year old son realized I didn’t have an Easter basket like him and his sister so he looked around in his basket and found an m&m’s egg and said “oh mommy, I think this is for you. The Easter bunny put it in here on accident” 😭🥲🥹
— Kylie (@diaryofkylie_) April 20, 2025
