Today I’m sharing tweets from hilarious mom Marcy G of “Bun and Leggings”. Marcy’s quips about mom life with her four kids are always good for a laugh.
Here are a few of my favorites…hope you enjoy these as much as I did!
Janene
#1
I love picking up my 5-year-old from kindergarten because she's always like, "my day was crazy!" and starts telling me this story about her having to color the letter J.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 1, 2022
#2
I was watching my son at soccer practice and couldn't believe how good he's gotten. I was trying to figure out how he improved so much in just a couple of days, and then I realized I was watching someone else's kid.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 19, 2024
#3 LOL, like a villain origin story…
My 6yo was telling us about this girl from school who is kinda mean. In the middle of the convo, my 6yo, "she broke her arm in kindergarten because someone pushed her off the slide!" My 7yo without skipping a beat, "no wonder she went bad."
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) October 2, 2023
#4
My 5-year-old was pretending to do her Wordle with me. As she pushed buttons on her cardboard phone, "yes! I got it!" I asked how she got it so quick. Her, "I have a pretend phone I can do whatever I want." That's fair.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 14, 2022
#5
My 5yo asked me if she could make me into a robot. I didn't want to, but the look on her face told me I had no choice. She told me to lay down so she could put my batteries in. She put her hand on my shoulder, "don't worry, this is the relaxing part." Then she took out a drill.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) February 19, 2023
#6
My son is arguing with my husband about a math problem. My husband is an engineer. My son is in 4th grade. The confidence is strong in this one.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 6, 2022
#7
My toddler asked me to give her chicken nuggets a checkup. After giving all the nuggets a medical exam I realized my toddler was asking for ketchup.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) April 6, 2020
#8
My 5-year-old asked me what's my real name like she was Batman trying to interrogate me. As she gave me aggressive eye contact, "I know it's not mom."
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) October 20, 2022
#9
My 9yo son as I dropped him off at school, "time to make some money!" Apparently he's selling his Halloween candy to the kids who aren't allowed to have candy at home.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) November 3, 2022
#10
When I was 4 my dad got pulled over and I screamed "I have to poop!!!" and the cop let my dad go. When he took me to the bathroom my dad couldn't stop laughing after I told him I didn't have to poop, just didn't want him to get a ticket. Sure hope my kids return the favor
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) July 14, 2019
#11
I love how my 4yo takes the time to stop what she's doing to give me advice whenever I'm struggling, "maybe next time take the bread out of the oven before it burns." That's a good point, thanks.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 21, 2022
#12
Little kids are creepy. My 5-year-old likes to draw faces on eggs before she cracks them. As she cracks them she likes to say "goodbye my babies." This person lives in my house.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) June 30, 2022
#13
My 4-year-old was FaceTiming my mom, and took off with my phone. Later I opened the pantry and saw my mom still on FaceTime waiting to be found. My 4-year-old left my mom in the pantry. Grandparents are golden.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 13, 2021
#14
My 5yo can't drive her pretend car because she can't find her driver's license that she made out of cardboard. She's stressing because she doesn't know how she's going to take her babies to the park. Her pretend play is too real. I'm stressing with her.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 12, 2022
#15
We were eating dinner and it was really quiet because we were enjoying our food. My 5-year-old out of nowhere, "so I didn't get that promotion." Her comedic timing was perfect. I can't stop laughing. I'm so proud.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) August 9, 2022
#16
I hugged my husband when he got home from work and he seemed nervous. I knew something was off. The scent on his shirt smelled familiar then it hit me he cheated on me with my favorite restaurant. He smelled like shame and garlic bread.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 14, 2020
#17
My 5-year-old, "how bout we go to Target. You get yourself a drink or whatever you want and buy me a toy." She knows how to work the system.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) June 9, 2022
#18
My 7yo told me that Jeremy gives her all the answers at school. As the conversation went on I found out that Jeremy is her brain. She named her brain Jeremy.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 30, 2022
#19
8yo: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 19, 2019
Me: like what?
8yo: like if we don't pick up our room a portal will open and take us to another dimension
Me: well that's what happened to your older brother
8yo: what older brother?
Me: exactly!
#20
My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. They started fighting. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Not you AND your baby!" My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" I'm getting popcorn.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 30, 2022
#21
My 9yo decided to give me a lil pop quiz on our way to school this morning. She really pumped me up and cheered every time I got it right. Anyway, I accidentally did her math homework
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 31, 2025
#22
My 8yo asked if her Tamagotchi turns off. I told her no. Her in shock, "WHAT??" Welcome to motherhood.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 26, 2023
#23
My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December instead of taking all these decorations out
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 1, 2023
#24
Not to be dramatic but they rearranged my favorite grocery store and I want to call the cops
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 5, 2023
#25
I had a tea party with my 6yo, and told her the pastries were delicious. She said her husband made them. She talked about her 3 kids and how hard it is to be a doctor. I asked how she's able to host tea parties with all that going on. She said she has a supportive husband.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) April 21, 2024
