25 of the Funniest Posts From Parents This Week

My 4 year old spent a lot of time with her grandparents yesterday and today she said her hips hurt

— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) July 1, 2025

Been teaching my son about driving and then we get in his mom’s car and he tells her she shouldn’t switch from reverse to drive until the car stops. That was interesting.

— 𝙼𝚁. 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 (@Lead_Flinger) July 3, 2025

Asked 8yo for scissors and she brought me her left-handed ones and I explained I can't use them and she just stared at me in "remember when I was four and you gave me right-handed scissors to use"

— Hashashin (@HashashinTag) July 4, 2025

4yo: "do you like my picture? it's a sad monster. he is sad because there is fire and no firefighters and he thinks he is going to die. do you know WHY there aren't any firefighters?"

me: "tell me"

4yo, conspiratorially: "because I don't know how to draw them."

— 🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾 (@selentelechia) July 5, 2025

Nephew pretended he'd never heard of an ice cream sandwich so we'd buy him one to let him "try something new"

— whiskey dick van dyke (@DeadSelves) July 4, 2025