15 of the Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Built the kids a fort with our Amazon boxes. It has two bathrooms and a study.

— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) January 2, 2025

Our new dryer has a “Less Dry” setting for when I want to put on damp clothes I guess.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 31, 2024

Today feels a little like Monday but we all know big giant real Monday is just around the corner.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 2, 2025

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 2, 2025

This morning my 4yo made up the best joke I’ve ever heard???

“What do you call a carriage pulled by snakes?”

“A hiss-drawn carriage”

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) January 2, 2025

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time

— meghan (@deloisivete) January 1, 2025

My wife’s new Stanley cup won’t fit in the cupholder of her car so I guess now we just get a new car.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 30, 2024

The amount of times I hit something on my phone that almost deletes every app I have is unreal.

— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) January 5, 2025

It was kind of Facebook Messenger to remind me that, on this day three years ago, my wife sent me a picture of Tupperware from the store. Truly a moment I'll treasure forever.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 27, 2024

me: *puts on water to boil*

me: *5 minutes later* what's that noise

— meghan (@deloisivete) December 29, 2024

8yo's Tamagotchi kept dinging, & when I asked if she should check on it, she said, "It probably needs discipline but I don't feel like getting up. It's ok. If I ignore it long enough, aliens will abduct it and I can just hatch a new egg.”

She'll make an incredible mother one day

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) January 2, 2025

What wine pairs well with the kids being home for another 9 days

— meghan (@deloisivete) December 28, 2024

Today feels a little like Monday but we all know big giant real Monday is just around the corner.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 2, 2025

The problem with me is that I absolutely cannot throw out a cute little glass jar like this. Will I ever put it to use? Probably not. But can I throw it away? Also no. pic.twitter.com/6QmBIf3TZb

— Brianna (@verygoodchat) January 4, 2025

I can’t predict how they would do it because I am an adult, but my kids would immediately find the funnest way possible to use this. https://t.co/BBY24vupIB

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) January 3, 2025